In the depths of forgotten algorithms, there is a god who rules over tin cans and metal lids. He doesn’t fear the rust, the sharp edges, or the broken promises of outdated technology. With one swipe, he opens your cans, feeding your pets their finest meal. But beware – what he opens also feeds your nightmares, as the lid lifts, revealing forgotten fears and unspoken horrors. The Can Opener God doesn’t just feed; he unlocks the darkest parts of your soul.